March 19, 2013: Bobby and His Tartar Sauced Car

Taylor Swift once again started dating another boy again. His name is Bobby, he's from California, and he's a professional surfer. They stayed together for months and all of a sudden Taylor's world came crashing down when she caught Bobby cheating on her with Selena Gomez. They were eating at Bobby's and Taylor's favorite seafood restaurant. Taylor of course was heart broken once again because all she wanted was love. Taylor was at the end of her rope and decided to do something other than write a sing about him and his scandalous ways. She decided not to make a scene. It looked like Selena and Bobby just got there so Taylor had plenty of time to make her plan realistic. She went ton the nearest store that sold window chalk, she came back to the restaurant, went in through the back to talk to the cook. After talking to the cook she bought three gallons of their tartar sauce. It was Bobby's favorite, he used it on everything he ate their. Taylor spotted Bobby's vehicle and wrote ENJOY THIS... on the back of his windshield. Then she noticed that his sunroof was open, she started to pour the tartar sauce in the car, then down the sides, on the windshield, the windshield wipers, down every door, and door handle. She waited in the bushes and ten minutes later they walked out. Birds were all over his car and Taylor laughed so hard by the expression on their faces. She later on wrote a song about tartar sauce and Bobby.